Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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