Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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