wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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