Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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