we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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