Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
did you just send me my own nude
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Panties = found
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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