google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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