id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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