am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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