well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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