At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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