Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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