oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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