i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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