Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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