i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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