im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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