Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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