I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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