Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
