so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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