After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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