Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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