The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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