Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Boobs speak an international language.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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