this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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