That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
