Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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