I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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