hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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