he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you will always have a special place in my vag
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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