Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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