if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
