And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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