how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Text me some of your sweat
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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