So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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