CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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