Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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