TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
did you just send me my own nude
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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