we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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