To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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