what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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