***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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