You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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