I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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