Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
