I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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