ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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