I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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