you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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